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mylifeasqueenb:

girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle

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— 15 hours ago with 167229 notes

"Tom is our master horticulturist. He knows all the scientific names for everything, right, Tom?"
"Yup."

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— 1 day ago with 5511 notes

maahamburger:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

(Source: maahammy, via 0riginal)

— 1 day ago with 465285 notes

tuukka-rask:

if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras. 

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— 1 day ago with 522603 notes
its-hazy-in-here:

🔢 Rolling up at wax blunt 😜

its-hazy-in-here:

🔢 Rolling up at wax blunt 😜

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— 1 day ago with 8823 notes

shopdollydynamite:

10% off with code “sweetshoes” at Dolly Dynamite checkout! 

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— 1 day ago with 413 notes

kimpissible:

when your mom says no to mcdonalds

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— 1 day ago with 16208 notes